Is that all you care about, money and applause? And sex, for which I generally get applause.
this is hilarious
Madonna be like
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
get to know me meme: five female characters — mindy lahiri (the mindy project)
"My plan was to marry rich, and then stop working. Or to marry old and then, when the guy died, inherit all his money. But old guys think I have sass-mouth."